wtf you ugly smart semi rich weirdO. eww stop thinking that you'r cute because trust me lil girl your noT. >>> bomb

lol aww man. babe..you mad?

Ask me anything.

I Suck it So Gooood

Yeah, these niggas wanna buy-i-i-i-I me-e-e-e. –Stolen from Sir Reese

Anybody notice how lonely Ciara has been sounding lately.  On Ride she said how they tryna buy her about a million times…then why aren’t you cuffed?  *side eye

& On the How Low remix she talm’ bout how she make dudes wanna marry her and take her home.  Then WHY AREN’T YOU CUFFED?  It’s like saying you so rich you could buy Oprah.  Yeah, OKAY.

So this female tried to get live with me on YouTube.  She left me a comment & a message cussin all willy nilly and I was like do I know you?  You mad?  I’m cute?  & Then blocked her.

Your Extra Time and Your Kiss

Let's not get off on the wrong penis...I have no problem with this position.

But look at the female.  She is experiencing way too much pleasure for that position and does her mouth even look ready?  Yeah, no.  You could take the guy out of it and it would be awesome.

Now the male.  WHAT IS HE DOING?  Just...what?  Huh?  Is he seriously BULGING on the job?  Oh no.  And look at his face?  You could pick him up and place him in an actual sex scene and he would not look the least bit out of place.

You know I just like to put fuckery on complete blast.

I'll Know Who Peeps My Space

CNN used the word "swag" for a headline.  I tried to take a picture but I took too long.  /:

This is what they were talking about when they said booty meat, not this.

Lol this is how you approach your future wife.

....I guess you can do those sorts of things now?

Yeah, okay.

Part Stupid

as well as Part Mannequin.  I went to the LeBron James vs. Nets game & it was grand entertainment.  Especially the guys behind me saying "I bet you I could get that chick in the purple to give me a blowjob hahaha." and "My brother is like the biggest pothead.  He grows his own shit too." and "When they do the breakaway dunk, it's the best.  Like better than an orgasm.  Well...maybe not."

Now here is your challenge:  take a wild guess at what race they were.

Real World DC

Andrew:  At first, I thought he was irrelevant & an introvert that had too much of a voice.  Some introverts just really don't need a voice and that's when he got to saying plain dumb shit.  Then, he pissed me off with his comment on racism.  "...but I'm not a racist.  I like basketball. You can't be a racist and like basketball.  chuckle chuckle, ha ha" Something along the lines of that message is what he said.  Moving on, my next thought of him was that he's just a virgin who wants to experience sex really badly, so he's looking for it which is very awkward.  Honestly, I'm not very interested in this guy's plot or story.
Ashley:  I need to add her to my list of people that I would rather pull my hair out than listen to speak.  She kind of reminds me of a mother; she always has to know what exactly is going on, and she always has to analyze situations.  For her, there is always a clear right and a clear wrong, and she will attack the wrong and defend the right.  From my observations, there is not always a clear right nor wrong, especially when you are not a part of the conflict in the first damn place!  But people like Ashley need  a cause for everything that happens, just like mom's always need a cause for why did this happen & how can I fix it.  Quite annoying because unfortunately, the world is not that clear and there are grey areas.  I also really don't like that she wants to have so much attention from Mike.  It's just plain dumb & it would behoove her to stop being all in his business if she "doesn't want him at all."  Which brings me to that talk she had with Ty, discussing Mike.  Complete bullshit was pouring out of her mouth and that is the end of that story.  She needs to get her opinions straight and calm down because I found her opposing her previous statements and that's not cool.
Callie:  I don't feel much about Callie.  She looks like Randi from SYTYCD.  Maybe she needs more purposeful camera time.





Emily:  I see myself in Emily.  When I was like 12, I was mentally exactly like her.  I can relate to her background and views more than anyone else in the cast, and I really respect her.  I only don't like that I believe she will break Ty's heart if they continue their current relations.  But if she really did spit on him, wtf were you thinking?


Erika:  She seems okay to me, but that whole listening in when Josh was in the confession room or whatever, that was not cool with me.  Trifling.




Josh:  Sexay!  I did not know Puerto Rican and Italian mixed together would make such an attractive peen.  His wardrobe doesn't make me go quite apeshit though, but he has such a beautiful face.  Aside from that, I'm actually glad Erika moved out of their room because I hate when the cheating goes on and I can see him heading down that road.



Mike:  This one is very interesting.  I felt sympathetic when he was getting attacked by Ty at the first dinner because despite your personal beliefs, attacking someone because you don't have compliant beliefs is just dumb and disrespectful.  I also think he needs to talk to Ashley and just establish their relationship because they are clearly on two different pages; she can't even accept that he's bisexual and she's attracted to him.  My gay-dar/somethinain'tright detector was going off as soon as he introduced himself because...sometimes you can just tell.
Ty:  Though I can see eye to eye on where Ty is coming from in developing his POV & faith, I say he was in the wrong when he expressed it that night.  I really like how open he is though, when he was talking to Ashley about their relationship and all.  She just couldn't frickin handle the truth and she gave up.  I swear she reminds me of a mother.  I like that Ty is pretty melancholy all the time, and I hope he doesn't just go off at some point...some of them already kind of give him the side-eye in that house.  But like...I wonder what life he was living before he came to the house?

Side-notes:  At some point, a female said in reference to Andrew "Who would have sex with someone in a panda hat?" or something similar to that message.  Wtf?  Slap a panda hat on my boyfriend and ask me if I care.  Trademarks make me jealous though, since I don't quite have one.
Another reason why I adore Emily:  when them girls were listening to Josh's confession, she was the only one minding her own damn business, I think.
I'm so glad we have so many characters this season who question God's existence.  Was it smart to throw them in with the same crew that goes apeshit for "Praise Jesus, Hallelujah!" is the question.  With all the talk of religion right off the bat, you can tell it will be an issue later.
I like how Mike was describing sexuality.  It is a characteristic, not a definition.  Preach!
When they were getting ready to go to the gay club (first I was jealous, but it didn't seem like much fun), did I hear Andrew right when he said he wasn't a pretty woman.  That nigga would make a gorgeous crossdresser if he just through a wig on and got the female essence right.  I square to bob.
Okay when they were at the gay club, anybody catch how uncomfortable Mike looked dancing with that guy?  It looked like their peens were touching each other's leg.  Wtf?  How is that pleasing?  Personally, if you aren't rubbing your dick on my clit, I'm lost as to what your purpose is.
Emily's sister reminded me of my mom; completely worried about appearance.
Okay remember when they were all mega cock-blocking while Andrew was tryna get some?  That female he was with...she made a fool of herself by talking, but the next morning when Andrew was telling them girls off, I feel like if I let girls get the best of me, I would've said and done the same things.
Filarious when Emily's sister asked if Ty was gay or bi.  I could've choked on air lol.

He Clocked the Tea...

...so damn good that I jizzed.

I don't have time for your hoes & stans.

oh and your games...not working. Bitch, i don't need you or your dick. Have you seen me? I could have more bitches than you. And also, your dick so recycled I rather not take a ride.


I'm reading this book called Me Talk Pretty One Day.
Hopefully, tonight I'll get around to reformatting a template.


If you are hoping for entertainment via bad singing, you are welcome!



Bitch I'm riled up. Do the stanky legg! Do the stanky legg!
Psych.

"Nigga, where the fuck is yo stache?"

-Deon Cole

American Literature:  This class is a complete shithole.  I can’t think of another way to describe it.  I really wish I was the other half of my grade, and had my English teacher from last year.  Oh how I miss her.  We have readings every night, and we have a quiz every day on the reading from the previous night.  This would be swell if the readings weren’t history theories.  We used to get readings like these in history just about once every other week last year.  And we would talk about them before displaying analyses on our own for a grade. These damn quizzes are hard.  He gives out 2 different ones to the class, and sometimes there’s an easy one and a hard one, but most of the time they are all hard.  It’s just very annoying.

The biggest shitful component of the class is the way my teacher teaches.  He has the most boring monotone voice you could ever ever ever imagine…you definitely have to get some naptime or something in before his class because you’ll just fall asleep otherwise.  Idk why he’s still at the school honestly…he clearly does not enjoy any of the 11^th grade classes, and we clearly don’t enjoy his class.  None of us, even the ones ahem not doing so shitty a majority of the time.  But I actually have a C now.  I just want to conquer this bitch.

Oh wanna know some funny things?  He expects us to take notes & look at him AND the board all at the same time.  I’m not exaggerating lol.  He really tells us that…we need to be looking up and down, at the board & him, all while we’re taking notes.  He is ridiculous.  He fuh-lips whenever we’re not taking notes.  This man told us to write down what a simile & a metaphor are.

-Autumn, are you joking?

Why no, blog, hell to the no I’m not.  He’s just that ridiculous.  But he does supply good conversation for me with Isaias, who I am re-becoming friends with.  (=  & Jokes with just about everyone else.

& Yes all I can think about is the poking, but not in the way you think.  )’:

10 Things

1. I really hate when I give Weezy a try & he fails. Lemme go change the song playing. Oh Rick Ross raps like he from Alabama. If you listen to this song called MIA by weezy, he completely disses New Orleans. Such bitchassness..I mean I would stick by Brooklyn & rep it til it's left in ruins. God why does he breathe so much on his songs? Lol.

2. I have a 2 dollar bill that I keep for good luck. But I always wonder if an establishment would turn me down for trying to use it.

3. I would make a bomb ass housewife…or roommate.

4. I like guys that work out and can throw me around and junk.

5. I find it dumb when people try to dictate others' blogs. Asshole; you don't have to read or advertise it.

6. I used to get into fights a lot. My logic was if you're too dumb for me to argue with and you are offending me, I'ma beat the shit out of your ass.

7. People take my presence for granted and act like I'll always be there for them personally. I reassure them.

8. Doesn't it disgust you that swallowing cum means you are swallowing someone's babies? Yeah..

9. Male artists' music about a girl always makes me think of a specific guy from my past.

10. Wayne's mixtapes suck as a whole. Undeniably..

11. I have strong motives when I first get to know someone who is uninterested in me. It always works, unless they're naturally an asshole…in which case I lose interest in knowing them. (:

12. It's very hard for me to look past a person's looks. It's one of the things I can't stand about myself. The only thing that will overrule what I think about how you look…is how much you respect me.

13. Plies & Rick Ross are probably the only southern rappers whose voices do not turn me on. Wayne, T.I., Joc, even DeAndre Way. Did you know his ass was born in Chicago…and he stay reppin ATL. I guess because of that accent. But I would much rather repping the Chi because of…THE BLUES…and then you know…Ye & Lu. & His ass is also a 90s baby. Ugh. He should be kicked out of the club lol. Anyways, Plies's voice is just so damn annoying. Like he makes me wanna shoot his ass in the eye just to shut up. He raps kinda like Cam but I can't appreciate his shit because of the damn voice. Did you know his name is Algernod? What the fuck? Oh lord…I'll be good but I could continue on that name for days.

14. I used to be infatuated with Bow Wow…then when all the girls hopped on it, I found Michael Ealy. I swore I would get with him. (= I had that picture all over my homework book in middle school. He is just so yum. I only put the link because if i put his face, man i'll jizz every time i looked at my blog. & so will you. We can't have that, now can we?

15. I've talked about this a lot with other people. But I wish I had a gun near my bed. Lmao I really hate when people wake me up…it's just so damn irritating. & When they do it, you can argue n shit, but then your ass will not be going back to sleep in peace. Now if you had a gun near your bed, as soon as somebody comes to wake you out of your sleep, you can just shoot they ass. Nice and easy, no fuss. Lol until later when your ass goes to jail.

16. I don't ask for much in a guy and I don't settle. Just compatibility and fun.

17. I have a heavy problem with breastses. -No typo.

18. Everyone from Brooklyn who goes to a college besides Kingsborough Community College goes to Morgan State. It's kinda annoying. Ugh; I really like the colleges in GA. But I don't wanna go there at all. It kinda bothers me that there are no HBCUs on the west side of the yousah….(USA)…yeah thank my sister & The Fairly Oddparents for that pronunciation.

19. I really hate when people bring drama or unhappiness upon themselves. Either your ass stops complaining to me because I don't play that, or your ass gets happy. I mean i really try to help. But honey, i'm not making myself crazy over your wanting-to-be-down ass.

20. If you are my friend, don't flirt when you're talking to my significant other or potential significant other. It's very clear who I'm talking about. I let this shit be known and I will claim a nigga. But if you flirt, your ass is dead to me. It's simply bitch, boo, bye. (= Plus it's not cute. He don't even like your ass. He thinks you're crazy and he hates when I leave yall alone. You fucking asshole.

21. It bothers me when people write "ya'll."

22. I get into fights over music. What makes you think I won't lose a crappy friend over it? Exactly, bitch.

23. I'll never call a guy daddy if it's not in person. Why do guys like that so much in txt?

24. India Arie <3

To leave on a good note:

(: He's my favorite comedian…I watch this whenever I'm in a crappy mood.

oh, my, god.

"fuck a red bull"

These are ridonkulous

OMFG I hate when people call when they are busy like hello the whole point to me telling you "call me when you can" is that I KNOW you're obviously busy so CALL ME WHEN YOU CAN like wtf...and if you have a crying baby in your arms or you are anywhere in public (most of the time) lol, YOU ARE BUSY so just idk play snake or something on your Nokia but don't call yet idiot.