Stay in School

Are there really any words?  ...  Sigh, I'm thinking of doing a lip synching video of this verse.
Did anyone see her extra blink...and her scream...and her MONSTER-DO!...is she actually able to move her head though?
Oh man.  I'm such a bad Christian.

"He is really articulate for a black guy."

MTV, you and your attempts to appeal completely slay me.
Love, Tally

Her booty looking all types of saggy & celluliteful.  (: I love some Nicki though.
"Ayo, I was on the plane with Dwaaayne..."

One of my favorite Christmas movies is coming on todaay!  A Carol Christmas (:


I'm not gonna look it up, but one day i was thinking about the word "primate"...I always think about the bases of words and everything, and I started thinking about the word "primary/prime" too.  Primates were scientifically not the first life forms to roam the earth, so it made me think of prime as in...top dog and stuff.  So basically, my daze made me conclude that whomever put the word "primate" together...he/she thought his/her shit don't stink.  We are the dominant species just because of mutations and things that we have that enable us to advance a hell of a lot.  I just feel like humans are so full of themselves.  Boo you are not that distant from a chimp.  & When you are a few weeks in the womb, you look like a pig.  Thanks honey, goodnight.  (=

My Honorable Mentions

"Intellectually sexy; her body's sick, her face is dope."
-Kid Cudi in Super Boo

I mean...I like to pretend to be sexy, and my face is dope sometimes. Body? Yes (=

"She got a ass that'll swallow up a g-string. And on top? Uh...two bee stings."
-Kanye in Run This Town
Precisely.

"She like 'listen Jigga man, I don't care if you rap. You better R-E-S-P-E-C-T me'."
-Jay in Girls, Girls, Girls
Clearly he is quoting me.  Preach!


"Fendi on my slippers and my cookies always slippery."
-Nicki Minaj in 5 Star Bitch Remix
Actually to me, Fendi is ugly and irrelevant.  But ahem...yes.

This is number three.

1. I saw Answer the Call yesterday. Fantastic, fyi.
2. "God got Wendy's periods reversed. 'Bout every 28 days, she starts acting nice." -Purple Rain (the movie)
3. Why does Mary J. Blige have a song BY HER SEL(VES) & she says it's by Mary J. Blige & Brook? She's so comical. Have you seen her "dance?" Ellen<3
4. If you were thinking of me, call me. Don't tell me you were thinking of me. I'll kill ya.
5. I was tagged on YouTube!  (=

Beam Me Up Scotty still ain't my fav though.