Did Wayne just reference a Snuggie?

Yep.  I don't quite understand why that girl is on the track, but whatever.


Links:
Have you peeped that Lupe cassette?  What's wrong with you, fool!
I wish he woulda said cassette, instead of one-track mess or whatever.
Read the first comment on this post and tell me if I'm going insane or it don't make shitsense.
"If you don’t send your boyfriend naked pictures then I feel bad for him." -Rihanna
     Damn bitch!  I will never look at you the same.  |:  Shit me if I do that shit.  She need to be slapped.


How was your dia de accion de gracias, niggas?  Good, mine too.  Now I'm just dying from basketball try-outs.  Wish me luck.

<3

Aww, isn't this cute!

10 Things

1. I really hate when I give Weezy a try & he fails. Lemme go change the song playing. Oh Rick Ross raps like he from Alabama. If you listen to this song called MIA by weezy, he completely disses New Orleans. Such bitchassness..I mean I would stick by Brooklyn & rep it til it's left in ruins. God why does he breathe so much on his songs? Lol.

2. I have a 2 dollar bill that I keep for good luck. But I always wonder if an establishment would turn me down for trying to use it.

3. I would make a bomb ass housewife…or roommate.

4. I like guys that work out and can throw me around and junk.

5. I find it dumb when people try to dictate others' blogs. Asshole; you don't have to read or advertise it.

6. I used to get into fights a lot. My logic was if you're too dumb for me to argue with and you are offending me, I'ma beat the shit out of your ass.

7. People take my presence for granted and act like I'll always be there for them personally. I reassure them.

8. Doesn't it disgust you that swallowing cum means you are swallowing someone's babies? Yeah..

9. Male artists' music about a girl always makes me think of a specific guy from my past.

10. Wayne's mixtapes suck as a whole. Undeniably..

11. I have strong motives when I first get to know someone who is uninterested in me. It always works, unless they're naturally an asshole…in which case I lose interest in knowing them. (:

12. It's very hard for me to look past a person's looks. It's one of the things I can't stand about myself. The only thing that will overrule what I think about how you look…is how much you respect me.

13. Plies & Rick Ross are probably the only southern rappers whose voices do not turn me on. Wayne, T.I., Joc, even DeAndre Way. Did you know his ass was born in Chicago…and he stay reppin ATL. I guess because of that accent. But I would much rather repping the Chi because of…THE BLUES…and then you know…Ye & Lu. & His ass is also a 90s baby. Ugh. He should be kicked out of the club lol. Anyways, Plies's voice is just so damn annoying. Like he makes me wanna shoot his ass in the eye just to shut up. He raps kinda like Cam but I can't appreciate his shit because of the damn voice. Did you know his name is Algernod? What the fuck? Oh lord…I'll be good but I could continue on that name for days.

14. I used to be infatuated with Bow Wow…then when all the girls hopped on it, I found Michael Ealy. I swore I would get with him. (= I had that picture all over my homework book in middle school. He is just so yum. I only put the link because if i put his face, man i'll jizz every time i looked at my blog. & so will you. We can't have that, now can we?

15. I've talked about this a lot with other people. But I wish I had a gun near my bed. Lmao I really hate when people wake me up…it's just so damn irritating. & When they do it, you can argue n shit, but then your ass will not be going back to sleep in peace. Now if you had a gun near your bed, as soon as somebody comes to wake you out of your sleep, you can just shoot they ass. Nice and easy, no fuss. Lol until later when your ass goes to jail.

16. I don't ask for much in a guy and I don't settle. Just compatibility and fun.

17. I have a heavy problem with breastses. -No typo.

18. Everyone from Brooklyn who goes to a college besides Kingsborough Community College goes to Morgan State. It's kinda annoying. Ugh; I really like the colleges in GA. But I don't wanna go there at all. It kinda bothers me that there are no HBCUs on the west side of the yousah….(USA)…yeah thank my sister & The Fairly Oddparents for that pronunciation.

19. I really hate when people bring drama or unhappiness upon themselves. Either your ass stops complaining to me because I don't play that, or your ass gets happy. I mean i really try to help. But honey, i'm not making myself crazy over your wanting-to-be-down ass.

20. If you are my friend, don't flirt when you're talking to my significant other or potential significant other. It's very clear who I'm talking about. I let this shit be known and I will claim a nigga. But if you flirt, your ass is dead to me. It's simply bitch, boo, bye. (= Plus it's not cute. He don't even like your ass. He thinks you're crazy and he hates when I leave yall alone. You fucking asshole.

21. It bothers me when people write "ya'll."

22. I get into fights over music. What makes you think I won't lose a crappy friend over it? Exactly, bitch.

23. I'll never call a guy daddy if it's not in person. Why do guys like that so much in txt?

24. India Arie <3

To leave on a good note:

(: He's my favorite comedian…I watch this whenever I'm in a crappy mood.

Intrigued, As Always

I want him to be my friend (:

Some parts are lame, some parts make me roflcopter hahaha

Cool people play the sax-uh-muh-phone.

Mmmm Blackstreet. <3

This is just comical.

Alsooo, I just discovered Common's blog!

"Lil Wayne is about as pop as Michael Jackson durin the 80s." THAT I can agree on.

Just gross dogg.

Okay so I just looked up “da da doo” on urbandictionary love that shit woot but the grossest shit came up really.

I was looking it up bc you know in I think it’s Mrs. Carter well in Wayne’s verse he says “now all my bloods scream su woo n da da doo” yeah well I know what su woo(p) is bc i’m just well-educated in bloods god I have fucked with some hood rats but I’ve never heard of “da da doo” but according to my research, it’s not anything anyway.  d:

Anyway, the definition was like soo gross for a “slippery doo da” I think it was called and like yuck even if that is animals doing that, that is disgusting.  And I don’t even find dissecting a lamprey or the way female spiders eat their mate if they don’t get to steppin as disgusting as what was described in that definition.

And i think it's hilarious that weed is defined most popularly as 

God's gift to the world. Brings peace when used wisely.

I'd rather keep all the brain cells i have though; thanks for the offer.

…Is it weird that when I say “research” I sincerely mean anything from eye surgery to new music artists to viral defenses for my biology essay?  Well, I think learning is learning and I’m well rounded so I’m constantly looking up shit.  In illegitimate and legitimate sources.

Grrr I got a b- (supposedly) on my history WWI essay that I worked SOOOO FUCKKING HARD ON but my teacher also told me that my description for my assigned person who lived through the depression was like phenomenal and she was impressed.  And like…that was an in-class assignment which I DO NOT take seriously I mean really while writing the damn thing, I was reading this book about Ronald reagan’s presidential term AND playing with this cool adhesive; both of which I had found in her room which is like the coolest place ever for an American-history nerd.  d=  Which I have become, because her class is so dang interesting.  I really love it, but I suck in the papers we write.  Urghhh like I really put some effort into those test essays (it was made of 4 essay questions) and I got a fucking b-.  She likes me too.  She always wants me to do better and wants to meet with me to bring my grade up on stuff.  But like, im tired of doing that.  Sometimes I really don’t understand what im doing wrong and I just wish I did bc I’m really passionate about the subject and I’d like it to show in my grades.  I’ve gotten 2 bs and a b- in her class.  We’ll see how this quarter goes?

A buncha kids in my grade who are on the same bus were absent today.  I mean we did have a bio test but it was easy it was like a quiz of Discovery channel documentaries.  d=  I betcha they got swine flu n school's gonna be closed in my whole county tomorrow.  hahahaha!