Beyoncé Interlude

I believe that harmonies are colors.  Every time I paint, it sharpens my harmony.  Yesterday I tried to paint you but the colors weren't beautiful enough.  Your love goes beyond what I can say.  Love, Beyoncé

Side note:  I hear Beyoncé is a f*ckin bad painter though.  Someone told me she was a better painter than singer.  Where can I find this stuff?!
She's such a beautiful and pure artist it gives me chills.

And If I Knew It Ends Like This...

I never would have kissed you, 'cause I fell in love with you.  We never would have kicked it...girl, now everything's different...I lost my only lover and my friend.  That's why I wish we never did it.

Have you seen that video?  I can't stand how they always try to make video hoes look like realistic girlfriends in videos.  No girl stands crying looking like that female did.  You need to find an actual girl, not one that stands around looking good for a living.  Maybe a model would be more suitable.

I still love the song though.  Who heard it the first day it leaked?  I did.

I Listened to Confessions for the Umpteenth Time

& It gives me completely different feelings when I feel someway about a certain person than it does when I'm single.

"Game rules:  no cap no cut.  But even Superman wouldn't turn your love down.

I slipped up, slipped in.  Hey man, what the hell you doin?

Raw dog is a never; I know I know better."

Dear Usher,

Love does not require sex.  So really, you could have accepted her love without getting the cut.  &  Judging by the rest of Confessions, it was not love that this club whore was offering.  Also, you don't really slip in.  Sounds like a euphemism for cheating to me...'I just slipped up & slipped in.'...that seems like you're just trying to make the dumb action sound accidental when it actually wasn't...at all.  You had time to thoroughly think this action through.  You even asked yourself what you were doing while you were slipping.  It wasn't some last minute slip-up.  & If you know you know better, why follow through on a stupid action?  You are rather contradictory.  Clearly, you didn't know better.

The End

My Honorable Mentions

"Intellectually sexy; her body's sick, her face is dope."
-Kid Cudi in Super Boo

I mean...I like to pretend to be sexy, and my face is dope sometimes. Body? Yes (=

"She got a ass that'll swallow up a g-string. And on top? Uh...two bee stings."
-Kanye in Run This Town
Precisely.

"She like 'listen Jigga man, I don't care if you rap. You better R-E-S-P-E-C-T me'."
-Jay in Girls, Girls, Girls
Clearly he is quoting me.  Preach!


"Fendi on my slippers and my cookies always slippery."
-Nicki Minaj in 5 Star Bitch Remix
Actually to me, Fendi is ugly and irrelevant.  But ahem...yes.

"Don't you hear me calling you, Miss Honay!"

<3

You know when a male artist says "Girl you got me open"?

I always think about physicality, which reminds me that the girl needs to be open...I don't want no guy waiting for me..."open"...lol. That just reminds me of boneless sausage and yuck!

I mean I know what the guy is implying, but it's always a weird & awkward line. Even more awkward than the word "awk." d=