Needless to say, we covered a lot of roads
.
& We saw a rainbow on the way.
We passed a shitload of Waffle Houses
,
and on our way back, we stopped in one...where I took a picture in the bathroom.
We stayed in a big pretty hotel
,
where our room was in a building right off a lake-surrounding bridge.
The bridge took you right to the grand pool & hot tub
,
which my sister insisted on frequenting every day. See above. But i made more friends
in the lake. (Does that look like a huge neon blue peenie or is it just the sex on my brain?)
Of course my sister dragged me everywhere she went
,
being that I am her mother. (She's actually a lot prettier than that ugly face.)
We also went shopping, where I frequented the Miss Sixty dressing room
,
--that's actually my dress--and the 2nd day we went, I bought some fucktastic silvergray jeans
.
--don't say shit about my shirt--for $49. (Coupons woot!)
My bed was kinda annoying
because it was so fluffy, and I don't even sleep with pillows...just Scooby and others. (That leg belongs to my zebra, Valentine.)
I was all smiles while there
,
but it was a bit too much work catering to my family to be a vacation.
The drive back was an irritating realization, so I watched He's Just Not That Into You & read...instead of catering. I didn't see anything too exciting besides a motorcycle parade.
And when I got back, I unpacked & got comfy
,
and did my hair the next morting
to prepare it for pulling.
(:
Byebye.
