This Post Made Me Lol

http://www.freeonsmash.com/news/2011/03/25/gucci-mane-recently-feat-50-cent/
I like the song though.

This Was Disgusting.

I like to get crunk to some dumb excuses for music every now and again (everyday), but this was just...no.  Eff Young Money.

Sean Paul, just stop.

It's been 8 years since I started listening to Dangerously In Love.  Eight years!  ...And I still have no idea what Sean Paul is saying.

 

Jayyysus Jaysus!

I'm not even religious or holy but this video lifts my spirit.  Don't tell me it's ancient, I know that!  I just selfishly kept it for myself and not you guys for quite a while.

Stay in School

Are there really any words?  ...  Sigh, I'm thinking of doing a lip synching video of this verse.
Did anyone see her extra blink...and her scream...and her MONSTER-DO!...is she actually able to move her head though?
Oh man.  I'm such a bad Christian.

Videos That Make Me Feel So Sexy

Green Light

I honestly never knew there could be this interpretation of the song.  I always thought it was Beyoncé just sitting spread eagle like "Come on and take me, you've got the green light."  But now that I'm going through what I am, I think it's different.  Especially tying it together with "I gave all I could give; my love, my heart.  Now we're facing it from what you did from the start, my love."  Someone messed up big time (maybe got too comfortable and wasn't grateful any longer?) and Bey is like get to steppin!  Go...you're holding up all the other good dudes trying to get at this.  And thank goodness...I was getting seriously fed up with slow depressing songs about guys messing up and girls getting hurt.  Beysus made it upbeat and even empowering...all the while whining over the dickhead.  Amazing, folks.








For some strange reason, you're done pleasing me like it's okay.
Like a perm that's been left to long, you start to burn...the result is it just won't take.
I can see...now it's all coming so clear to me now.
I can see, misinterpreted all my naiveness.
Was just thinking if I had no you, that I can't do...my stock just went up over 2 million.

Ain't no problem, you can go.  I will find somebody else...go right out, move alone.  You got the green light so you can go.  You're holding up traffic.  Green means go.

Yes I Will!

take you for my wife...

Did everyone know Beyonce was in this video?  Because I didn't and I am an ashamed stan!

formspring.me/autumnsays

I took this survey July 17 and again September 15/16. 2009

Now July 19, 2010

Which would be more meaningful to you: I love you a lot, I love you so much?

uhh..i love you. (:

yep.

I agree with them.

Do you like your cell phone? Or do you wish you had a new one?

i'm looking forward to the new one i'm getting?

my cell phone is fine.

Obviously not high maintenance bc I’m still good.

Do you prefer to call or text?

um, calls.

yes.

Yass. I really only prefer txts if I wanna hear from you all damn day lol.

Does it piss you off that stupid sixth graders think they're in love?

i was not aware of this nor do i care..lol

why should i care?

this is STILL a really weird question.

Do you like it when people play with your hair?

do you mean pull? lol..i like when my sister does my hair.

(:

Yeah I do. But wash your hands because I’m all types of particular about my hair care.

When was the last time you completely broke down?

3..4 days ago?

day before school? sometime before school.

May.

Anything you're looking forward to?

saturday?

my audition and the fuckshitting weekend and anything janet lol.

Trying to figure out what that audition thing was, maybe for chamber ensemble?  But looking forward to reading The Interpretation of Dreams! & To find out my plans for Thursday.

Would you ever try being a vegetarian?

i used to be, but i couldn't.

i'm thinking of going vegan when i'm 20.

Wow I am nuts lol.  One day I will probably join a cult of Prince worshippers and be vegan as a result.  So, yes.

When you like someone, do you picture what your children will look like?

lol, nope. but they would be freakin gorgeous! (=

nooo. ugh, that was true.

Those were both definitely about Gerald. But to answer the question, I like HIM and we already have 2 beautiful kids.

Who was the last person you texted?

marcus.

this annoying automatic thingie.

HEE-JIN ALYSA KIM I LOVE YOU SWEET THANG

What was the highlight of your day?

bringing the day in (=

when mr. cotter smiled at mee.

Oh mr. cotter.  But probably getting my check and receiving random messages from he who makes me smile and skeet.

What is your all-time favorite romance movie?

love & basketball? the best man!

and monster-in-law, and other cheesy shit.

Yeah that sums it all up pretty well.

Who do you have texts from in your inbox?

oh lord; marcus, gerald, danielle, kayla, cazre, bubby, kota, ref, greg, katya, dee (=, mommy, some random guy named dave, jamie, will, & alle baba

oh lord. jamie, kayla, danielle, bubby, shaneekwa, davion, mama, rolo, dee, seon, kota, lu alerts (=, toya, devante. mind you i dont txt, so they all old as shit

ew katya. ew REF! ew DAVION! omggg ew lol but um:  bam, seon, cazre, steve, liz, dee, gregorium, demetria, coot, glen coco, gianya, twitair, rico suave, self, best friend joe, nosebleed mcgee, rachel, sprint, alle baba, gerald, jared the fatty, rolo, mama, and big bertha

Are you one of those twilight crazy people?

the books are not worth the hoopla.

no thanks.

nope

When's the last time you said you were fine, but really weren't?

uh...as long as i'm living, i'm fine. (:

yep. living & healthy.

Wow I’ve had that philosophy for a while now

Last person you told a secret?

gerald doesn't let me have secrets.

damn it sounded like he owned me. sheesh but yeah i still don't have secrets.

ditto. I always confide in someone rather quickly.

Who was the last person you were in a car with?

siSTAR & mama.

yep [:

pops

Your phone is ringing. It's your ex. What do you say?

um, you look at the phone & say nigga please!

it's a bad time. lol it's alwaaaays a bad time nugga!

hay

Red Bull?

nah.

nah?

I guess

Is there someone you'd really like to just hang out with and talk about stuff?

emmm?

taylor! and steve? yeah steve too.

aw I still feel the same. but right now, big bertha because she is going to korea for the rest of ever ): also gregorium, alle baba, cazre, all my friends?

Think back to June 2007, were you single?

hmmm..nope.

....

I’m glad I remembered the first time around bc I sure don’t now.

Do you want to get married and have children one day?

[:

child(ren) definitely. marriage: if it's for me, yes.

ditto

Could you cry right now?

nah.

i'm sure if i forced myself

I don’t think so. Not unless a monster came into my room

Will you be single over summer?

no.

oh summer how i miss you so. not really, just....ahhh.

lol no (:

Do you hope your children are like you one day?

no! lmao. kinda.

haha yes & no. i want them to grow up fast like i did, but love their childhood like i never really could, for as long as i should have anyways.

Well that explains why I’m still holding on to childhood, doesn’t it. And I rather they have different personalities but the same logic.  Why would you want the same contribution to society two generations in a row?

Have you ever dropped your cell phone in water?

not this one, my last one.

Lalalalala

at some point yes

Would you be surprised if you parents had another baby together?

hell yes.

mmhm.

HAHA I seriously wouldn’t think it was my pops. Or my mama’s lol.  But if we’re speaking biological parents, hell yes.

Has 2009 been good for you so far?

it's been a learning experience.

so-so

2010 has been rocky, thanks for asking

Your sister tells you she's in jail, what do you say?

it's because of nicholas isn't it.

same thing

HA yeah.

Someone leaves a note and flowers on your car, cute or tacky?

i don't own a car. d:

rawr rawr rawr

still a bum

Would you ever date someone who was conceited?

hell no.

no thank you

not exactly.

Are you currently reading a book?

yes. a couple thousand.

no )':

YES and no wonder I was miserable at that time

Would you cry if you found out one of your friends were pregnant?

no...

maybe, because of being so emotional.

If she told me face to face.

Today, would you rather go forward a week or back a week?

forward?

yeah probably forward.

Forward!

Your best friend randomly starts hating you. What do you do?

say i never knew you could be so dumb.

word.

heck yes. and tell greg on them.

Would you ever go on a game show if you were offered?

no i'd be scared as shit!

yes! lol idk why i'd be scared

yes! monay!

Could you go the rest of your life without smoking weed?

haha, yes.

watch me!

still walkin strong

Where is the person who has your heart at the moment?

work.

*checks for heartbeat

yeah it's still inside of me.

lol I was a funny lad. he’s home.

Is there anyone who doesn't like you?

idk maybe.

maybe?

Isn’t that just the way things go?

Do you laugh a lot?

yes people tell me that a lot.

yes but it's quiet actually.

YEAH, love to

Who are you spending your summer with this year?

people.

most likely mr. clark lol.

that didn’t happen ): but books, my laptop, music, people I love & vice versa, and movies and tyra. hoorah!

Do you believe in karma?

yes..

yes still.

fate.

Did you have a good birthday this year?

uhhhh

last year was so joyful

my sweet 16 was soooo much better than yours, fareals.

Do you think somebody likes the same person you do?

do you mean is a hoe trying to creep on my man? yes.

hell yes!

HA duh, how can you not?  And nobody was checkin for gerald, lol.

Are you a boy or a girl?

lmao, fem.

*checks for weiner

girl!

i’m a season..

Last time you held a baby?

a week & some change ago.

sunday.....same baby lol

aw she’s 1 years old now (= but last time I held a baby was my niece on saturday and she’s a newborn.

Where is the shirt you are wearing from?

bloomingdales i think.

gap. 2 for $10 tanks wooot!

not sure if I’m wearing a shirt.

Are you a jealous person?

no, possessive of what is mine.

i get very greedy about my friends, yes.

I agree with female number 1.

Is there anything that you are craving right now?

yes (:

ice cream that i have not opened.

a nice sleep and he.

Do you like being kissed spontaneously or asked?

hahaha spontaneity.

yes

yass you better work!

Has anything happened to you in the past month that made you really mad?

errrrm yes

people kept telling me to go to the nurse & the nurse was rude and mean.

I haven’t seen the people I’d like to, and one of them is now in cali. Another is in korea. & I know the reasons I haven’t seen people are my fault.

Enjoyed?

I'm killin time, you know. Bleachin your clothes.

It's lines like those from Rihanna that give me life, not "They can say whateva, I'ma do whateva." I don't know what it is about her transformation that just does not sit well with me, but I just don't get what I used to from her music..musically. Because of course she still has stuff that will make my gluteus jiggle, but she used to be a pop PRINCESS. Eh. Now, her body and wardrobe entertain me more than anything.

I Suck it So Gooood

Yeah, these niggas wanna buy-i-i-i-I me-e-e-e. –Stolen from Sir Reese

Anybody notice how lonely Ciara has been sounding lately.  On Ride she said how they tryna buy her about a million times…then why aren’t you cuffed?  *side eye

& On the How Low remix she talm’ bout how she make dudes wanna marry her and take her home.  Then WHY AREN’T YOU CUFFED?  It’s like saying you so rich you could buy Oprah.  Yeah, OKAY.

So this female tried to get live with me on YouTube.  She left me a comment & a message cussin all willy nilly and I was like do I know you?  You mad?  I’m cute?  & Then blocked her.

Idk About You

...but I want big booty bitches.



& here's another (lol)die for that ass.

let my people the eff go..

Remember the theme song to my birthday for reasons completely contrary to its meaning?
Let us reminisce!

Shamrock Farms

makes swell chocolate milk.  For some reason, I was going to say orange juice.  It’s because my brain has been on overdrive.  Sigh.  & It’s not stopping for another..38 hours.  Honestly, I will either be disappointed in myself or some sort of miracle if I sleep between now and then.  On another note, I just watched Ginuwine’s music video for Tell Me Do U Wanna.  You know, when spelling “you” like “U” was fresh and original and cool.  But really people, it's only cool when Prince does it.  End of story.  Anyways, I am quite a fan of R&B; you could say that my taste in R&B is 15 years late.  But I sincerely cannot watch this video without a side-eye or chuckle because of those little routines he does with that silky red shirt & them pants on.  Really.  Chuckles found below.

& Speaking of music and YouTube, if you search Alicia Keys’s Unthinkable, I guarantee that you will find adaptations of her song that will put what you hear on the radio to shame.  I know that is true for a number of songs on YouTube because people are talented & they broadcast & such and blah, but when I heard renditions of Unthinkable online, I actually began to like the song.  Yet in the car when Unthinkable comes on, I don’t object in the least when mama turns the station because we have beef with Ms. Keys. Aside from her being a recently-confirmed homewrecker.

I Listened to Confessions for the Umpteenth Time

& It gives me completely different feelings when I feel someway about a certain person than it does when I'm single.

"Game rules:  no cap no cut.  But even Superman wouldn't turn your love down.

I slipped up, slipped in.  Hey man, what the hell you doin?

Raw dog is a never; I know I know better."

Dear Usher,

Love does not require sex.  So really, you could have accepted her love without getting the cut.  &  Judging by the rest of Confessions, it was not love that this club whore was offering.  Also, you don't really slip in.  Sounds like a euphemism for cheating to me...'I just slipped up & slipped in.'...that seems like you're just trying to make the dumb action sound accidental when it actually wasn't...at all.  You had time to thoroughly think this action through.  You even asked yourself what you were doing while you were slipping.  It wasn't some last minute slip-up.  & If you know you know better, why follow through on a stupid action?  You are rather contradictory.  Clearly, you didn't know better.

The End

I Just Want Him for His Dang-a-Lang

I didn't know people still said that but that song is very entertaining.  Except when she talks about getting her salad tossed...ewwwwwwww.
So I just watched 106 & Park for the first time in a looooong time.  I saw the Rude Boy video, and now I know what that guy that I follow on Twitter was talking about with the wind or whine or whatever that Rih Rih does.  It is quite entertaining.  But that video can basically be seen as a graphic designer's dream or a lap dance.  That is all.  What kept me so entertained aside from Rih Rih's dance moves (throwing her vagina in our faces and attempting to pop some bootay) was not the colors, but the phrases that BET chose to bleep out.  Honestly?  We're gonna bleep out "can you get it up," but every other innuendo, which is basically every line of the song, stays?  And Rih Rih, who are you effing with that can't get it up?  I mean geez.

Making an Exception

To the normal 320x265 for a Ye music video.
Do you see relations betwixt the song and the video?  That's what the hoopla is about.  They're also saying he's a devil worshipper, in the Illuminati and whatnot.  Yuck
I am disappointed with the boobs.

Tell me it's not just a dream

and if it is, my heart believes that you are mine and this is real.

Sigh...you're suddenly uninterested and pushing me away and unfortunately for you, I'm not a chaser.  Best of luck to you until you come around.  That's all I know to say right now.


Beautiful girls, all over the world.  I could be chasin, but my time would be wasted...they got nothin on you.
*rocks head
[:

Damn the kitty cat's tired...

says LL Cool J.
Okay now that i got you wet, let's dry that on up and watch the Neighbors Know My Name video.  So I knew about this song since the summer, when Trey dropped the title in this blog interview...idr specifics but I remember him saying it was gonna be a song on the album.  Mind you I've been heavy humping Trey's weenie since early summer, when I heard the Anticipation mixtape.  He just was so amateur before that.  Now he is strictly on his grown R. Kelly shit.  I don't give a damn how much people say he sounds like R. Kelly nowadays either, it is the truth so that's that.  Anyways, I bought the Ready album the week it came out.  Just to let you know how heavy I am humping Trey, I don't buy albums like that at-fucking-all.  First of all, I have to respect all aspects of the artist to give them my dinero.  Like personal life, musical content, morality, all that shit is taken into consideration when I'm handing out what is ahem ahem "due" to the artist.  So on top of that, I got the shit the week it motherfucking came out.  I don't be buyin A DAMN THANG on its debut week.  I just pre-order my Lupe payables, and unless Mint Condition or Silk or a decent Keith Sweat come-back is due, fuck I'm rushin to get an album for?  So yeah...and Ready was on heavy rotation after I got it.  Now because of the fucking graaaandness of both Anticipation and Ready, when this nigga releases videos, I am expecting nothing-thefuck-less but the latter is what I receive.  Okay Invented Sex had that super hot girl in it, but it was really not great.  I mean Trey if you gonna give us a sex tape, go all out and give us the damn sex tape.  I can almost guarantee that no one will complain.  But that whole teasing shit, that is ruining the song for me because when I play it, I am having full out sex in my head.  But you giving an amateur pre-sex porno with the song does not do a damn thing for me.  & as for this new video, idk what I can say about it.  I don't really like red darling.  Maybe you should just stick to the R. Kelly moo-sack.  The end.