Really, Though?

How does this even work?

Oh Chris..

You can't play my ex-husband's little brother if you plan to continue to dress this way.  That is all.

Filarious

is an appropriate word for this shit.  I giggled to death.

I Wish I Could Say Poof

and mixtapes would come.

Whyyy the hell would you put a basketball player on the cover of a high fashion magazine?  & Kobe at that!  His weird-shaped head bearing ass..

(via shutup, ho)

Have you heard? Obama is asking moms to return to school.

Now, to relevant things.

I forever loved this song, filarious shit.

Blah blah blah, let's talk about my slow ass dumb-people classes.

Chemistry I Honors-Okay so it's not dumb or anything but shit me if it's not hard. It's okay though, with all the extra credit and shat, I should do as well as I wanna. My teacher is so fantastic, she’s always telling us about her life and stuff and she’s a lunatic. She teaches hard shit really well and she uses analogies that MAKE SENSE and can actually help you understand the real poop. & She relates to use and recognizes that some things are difficult and takes that all into consideration, even though she’s been studying this stuff for over 40 years. She’s like a little over middle aged and she’s so much fun…kind of admirable, and she has her PhD and stuff. Her class is always a lot of fun and then I have her twice a week for neuroscience too, and that crap is dense as shit and she makes it easy peasy. She tells us to call her by her first name…and she’s actually best friends with my history teacher, who is my bff. OH and the fantasticnessness never ends: she always has fruit in her class and when we meet in the mortings she has hot chocolate for us. She makes my stress level disappear. I talked to her last year about biopsychology and college and stuff, and then she organized the whole Women in Engineering trip that I was chosen to go to (because of those bomb ass science grades beeeetch), so I was semi-familiar with her and her awesomeness before this, but having her as a teacher is so much more jizzful…I didn’t think that would occur though, because she used to just teach the more advanced chemistry classes (II & III & AP) and bio-nutrition and I was not planning on taking those. But now that we only have one concentrated chem teacher, she teaches all the chem classes so that’s a huge YAAAAAY for everyone taking chem this year. Everybody who had Ms. Chong last year: you were dumb for not taking bio. End of story.

HAVE YOU HEARD Demi Lovato’s Every Time You Lie! Fantastic, just like her voice. I feel like if there was a modern-day Jackson 5, they would sing songs like that & that’s the first thing I thought of when I heard it. Listeeeeen!

Ain't nothin to a pimp girl, play with ya G...spot.

So I have shat to do & thangs so I’ll finish my classes and everything else later. I just felt like I was being neglectful.

Bitch, where's yo class?

Every second of this was just...off the wall.

I itch BAD every time he says baby. If you were the chick Trey decided to settle down with, would you want him callin you baby? After he don' called every other hoe (st)fan that? Uh-uh.

& She just gon' out and say she would suck on his dick all night...you want them left overs boo boo? That every other hoe (st)fan don' slobbed on n shit? UH-UH.
Lmfao at how that chick tried to slide "I even named my son after you"...yadda yadda yadda in the conversation all quick like it was nothin! Did you catch that? N then they was like whoa whoa whoa. Lmao
& She sound like she was wetter than a muhhfucka after he said he confident. Oh LAWD!
Why he turn some sexy on in his voice? I bet yo ass dick clit that he don't sound like that when he talkin to his mama. Pfffft
Anyways I love that he communicates with his fans though. I wish I could talk to or directly stalk AHEMAHEM Lupe on the regular.
I think he was super tired, maybe almost high.
Shouts to Anticipation though Trey! Even though I don't really like how you be puttin mixtape tracks on the album. Grrrr- (:

"cre-cream on the inside, clean on the outside" -Dorrough

i'd appreciate some peen from kid cudi. he can get it. [: he's getting so much coverage now. he was just on hot 97! i wish i fucking knew BEFORE it happened! i wish he blogged. but for now, common will satisfy & more.

*edit-he does blog. just not as hard as common. here it is.

OMFG, HE SAID HE FEELS GRAND!!!! WHAT THE FOSTER CARE! I SAY THAT SHIT ALLL THE TIME! ahhh! i can't love my him any more. & then he fucking said OG. *faints*

lol at what they said about sisqo...that thong th-thong thong thong... "This is really your Sisqo-thong song isn't it?" "Yeah, except I'll be here forever." (= Please do!

he doesn't really seem into the groupie thing quite yet. i love when he starts dancing. [=

for my birthday, i wanna go with him to the studio.

this is from one of my favorite sites, nahright.com

Monster-in-Law (Good Shit!] Law Suit

http://perezhilton.com/2009-03-12-j-lo-smacked-with-lawsuit

Shabam bow that is crazy, and that movie is fuckin hilarious!  But it came out a longggg time ago, why is this lady filin shit just now?  And yeah, everybody’s mother-in-law is crazy and shit, and the story line doesn’t have anything allll that unique, so this lady sounds a bit loony.  That is a hella lotta money though, hot damn!