Let's not get off on the wrong penis...I have no problem with this position.
But look at the female. She is experiencing way too much pleasure for that position and does her mouth even look ready? Yeah, no. You could take the guy out of it and it would be awesome.
Now the male. WHAT IS HE DOING? Just...what? Huh? Is he seriously BULGING on the job? Oh no. And look at his face? You could pick him up and place him in an actual sex scene and he would not look the least bit out of place.
You know I just like to put fuckery on complete blast.
Because man has he ticked me off.We’re speaking of Blue.He has done and said some really poopy disrespectful things to me lately, but the real problem is that he doesn’t claim me.Now my blog has gotten much of my emotional ride with Blue, so am I really nuts for expecting him to claim me at this point?Really?This fool got a few of my firsts…I don’t think I regret that, but I treated him as if I were in a relationship with him…everyone knew that.But that is definitely not true for both sides of the equation.Even when I would argue with him or ignore him, I would still look at somebody like they were crazy if they asked if I were single.And it is really messed up that I am in this alone.I gave him that letter, not because I wrote it for him to read, but because I thought he wanted to read it so he could try to change.And he claims that he is trying to change…that he’s been trying to make me happy or whatever he says. ßThat was really shady of me (: But I don’t think he should even have to try…he should just love me and everything else should come naturally.I’m not even sure of how he feels about me.It would be significant for him to try, still, but clearly this isn’t something one can force.We used to be in this together; two in the same or whatever.Why do I keep saying whatever as if I don’t care about this negro!It all makes me actually believe that he just wants me for sex and stuff.We would be so in tune with each other when he came to see me, he’d be so sappy afterwards.Those were the days he used to call me “my love” and all that.Blue is my favorite color.OH THE IRONY.I don’t wanna have to ask him why he doesn’t treat me the same anymore.Everyone already knows how miniscule my regard for relationships is.Do me right or we don’t have to associate.The freakin’ end. It’s like begging someone to BE your boyfriend.It IS begging someone to be your boyfriend.I kept trying to act like everything was fine and dandy and we’d keep restarting.He’d apologize and I’d say it was fine, but in a few days it was back to him living the single life.And me, pretending I had a boyfriend who actually meant it when he said he’ll always love me because he’s never felt this way about someone.
The continuous making up is not even the problem; that is a part of relationships.The problem is that he started to treat me like a side chick.He started saying bye without saying I love you, expecting me to cater to him with nothing in return, refusing to talk about the future with me anymore; everything that used to be the thrill of our relationship.And when he did talk to me, he was only interested in how I could physically stimulate or please him.That is not being in a relationship and it is truly irrelevant that you want to keep the pretty girl happy or whatever.It doesn’t mean that you care for or want to be in a relationship with her anymore.If you want me to act like we’re in a relationship, you can’t act like you’re single.
Who do you think you are and what do you think we’re doing?
I don’t even know what happened to you, and I’m not even sure if I ought to give you the benefit of my rational/logical doubt, but I do know that you are not worth all of these tears.
I don't dream romantically about specific people, but for those of you who do..
Females, man. This could be you! It's 11 o'clock; do you know where your children are!
I want to be friendss with this guy. Despite how lunatic that comment seems, he's a feminist, atheist, and all-around freethinker. Also a fanatic of Okra but we can get over that.
*Grimace, grimace, grimace! I used to like that guy's 'tude. Now I'm annoyed. How can you just deny that a variation exists?
who loves to see her juicies on a guy's face?
& Females always end up with skeet skeet on their face. So what makes you think I want you to wipe your face? Clearly, I am missing something here..
penetration? haha. HA.
but no i'm actually asking to clarify.
there's a few kinds of sex. since us youngins be doing anything we can to skeet skeet. so what do ya mean darling?
Lol I will never forget him saying that to me. I felt so violated but I must admit after all the dumbo weirdo freakazoid things Braids said & did & SHOWED on Thursday night, I did feel a little tinglay in the clitorial region when he said his mouth was watering cuz he wanna eat mee. I wouldn't let him even if I could but, ahhh. (: That's the sexiest thing ever. Anyways, did anyone see Jennifer Lopez on SNL? Omgg BOTH her damn performances SUCKED. I have a musical ear, but normally just for instrumental/intonation mistakes or mishaps. And my ear is very open to different kinds of vocals n shit. And although I never heard the songs she performed, I could just tell her vocals was FUCKED UP. She sounded horrible, her voice cracked MULTIPLE times, and it was the only thing that didn't blend with her back-up artists and band. Maybe it's because I always back it up for the band, but I find it very unlikely that that many people messed up continuously. It was just her. I'm sorry J. Lo, stick to the Mommy/Wife thing now I guess? Fail.
says LL Cool J. Okay now that i got you wet, let's dry that on up and watch the Neighbors Know My Name video. So I knew about this song since the summer, when Trey dropped the title in this blog interview...idr specifics but I remember him saying it was gonna be a song on the album. Mind you I've been heavy humping Trey's weenie since early summer, when I heard the Anticipation mixtape. He just was so amateur before that. Now he is strictly on his grown R. Kelly shit. I don't give a damn how much people say he sounds like R. Kelly nowadays either, it is the truth so that's that. Anyways, I bought the Ready album the week it came out. Just to let you know how heavy I am humping Trey, I don't buy albums like that at-fucking-all. First of all, I have to respect all aspects of the artist to give them my dinero. Like personal life, musical content, morality, all that shit is taken into consideration when I'm handing out what is ahem ahem "due" to the artist. So on top of that, I got the shit the week it motherfucking came out. I don't be buyin A DAMN THANG on its debut week. I just pre-order my Lupe payables, and unless Mint Condition or Silk or a decent Keith Sweat come-back is due, fuck I'm rushin to get an album for? So yeah...and Ready was on heavy rotation after I got it. Now because of the fucking graaaandness of both Anticipation and Ready, when this nigga releases videos, I am expecting nothing-thefuck-less but the latter is what I receive. Okay Invented Sex had that super hot girl in it, but it was really not great. I mean Trey if you gonna give us a sex tape, go all out and give us the damn sex tape. I can almost guarantee that no one will complain. But that whole teasing shit, that is ruining the song for me because when I play it, I am having full out sex in my head. But you giving an amateur pre-sex porno with the song does not do a damn thing for me. & as for this new video, idk what I can say about it. I don't really like red darling. Maybe you should just stick to the R. Kelly moo-sack. The end.
"Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me. I was really getting into it, when I heard him start making a 'Waka waka waka waka' noise. When asked, he confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML" It's waaaay old but one of my favorites lol. I don't get what's so bad about him pretending to be Pacman though; I would think it's cute. [:
Anyways, my mama got mad at Lupe for this. Okay so find something undesirable or annoying that he said in that quote. I'll wait.
I got on honor roll for the first time in high school.
I got my first C.
I became comfortable. [:
I did not drink alcohol.
I fell in and out of love.
I learned everything else about HTML codes.
I became obsessed with finding unknown artists.
I got 4 followers. (:
I tried the vertical 69.
I got to know my hair completely.
I began having headaches from sex deprivation.
I controlled my addictions. I made my sister my responsibility. I found a mother in Danielle. I began having 100% healthy relationships. I always wanted to be held. I'm not 15 anymore.
I like to take it so deep 'tween my thighs
You bustin me mo, mo every time
When you leave, I'm beggin you not to go,
Made me cum 2, 3 times in a row
Such a funny thing for me to try to dicksplain
69, givin head while I'm givin brain
Girrr!
But you still don't understand,
Just how dick can do with us like he can
Got me lookin so crazy right now,
The dick got me lookin so crazy right now
Oh shit, ooh she dazy right now
The dick got me lookin so crazy right now
I'm bout to swallow ya babies right now,
The dick got me lookin so crazy right now
So like a month ago this song came on Pandora and I started listening to it on some other shit. Before the instant thought of the druggies, I thought about how people can give what he was talking about. Particularly boys who try to swoon you like it's nobody's business, and sex. Basically, every line of this song except "I am the ghost" & when he advertises himself—nigga was just straight high—can be applied to a dude swooning you, and that's all I could think of.
I mean, if you're new to it and everything, it really does get you high. You don't feel SHIT, you don't be paying attention to shit you normally do, and then you can't live without the high the person or the dick is giving you. I've gotten into two dudes who basically just spit game 100% of the time, but I only fucked one of them. It wasn't fucking, it was injecting more heroin so if what you have runs out, you got more.
But with some of the lines it's just metaphoric.
With the one dude, when we started talking talkin, I really didn't need a significant other. But then when I got him, I needed him and everything he was saying. And later, I needed the dick because it just intensified his effect. But do I get high on his memory? It wears off as time goes by.
"If I'm sober dogg, I just might flip, grab my guns and hold somethin up…"
If I was sober from him and I had to deal with them backstabbing bitchass hateful bitches & my mother hating me? I woulda died.
"I'm in the zone all alone, muthafucka 'case I'm dyin tonight. So I roll em up back to back, fat as I could"
It was me and him against everybody killing me. That's how I felt with everything I heard, it was killing me. I took as much as I could; without it I'd die.
wouldn't her whopper boobies start like flabbing and shit? well in pornos the way the boobies look it kind of reminds me of a soft penis like flapping around lol. so if you take a peek while you bangin the shit out of her, wouldnt it creep you the fuck out if her breastseses looked like penii lol thats flipping bleeeeech. whereas if you fuck me doggy, i hear the view of the jiggly bootay is rather nice. Obviously, only Gerald will know (:
