sunscreen makes my booty itch

Last Sunday to the Saturday which we have just passed, I was in Florida.  My mama decided to drive there, beginning on Saturday the 22nd.
Needless to say, we covered a lot of roads

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& We saw a rainbow on the way.

We passed a shitload of Waffle Houses

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and on our way back, we stopped in one...where I took a picture in the bathroom.

We stayed in a big pretty hotel

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where our room was in a building right off a lake-surrounding bridge.

The bridge took you right to the grand pool & hot tub

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which my sister insisted on frequenting every day.  See above.  But i made more friends

in the lake.  (Does that look like a huge neon blue peenie or is it just the sex on my brain?)

Of course my sister dragged me everywhere she went

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being that I am her mother.  (She's actually a lot prettier than that ugly face.)

We also went shopping, where I frequented the Miss Sixty dressing room

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--that's actually my dress--and the 2nd day we went, I bought some fucktastic silvergray jeans

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--don't say shit about my shirt--for $49.  (Coupons woot!)

My bed was kinda annoying

because it was so fluffy, and I don't even sleep with pillows...just Scooby and others.  (That leg belongs to my zebra, Valentine.)

I was all smiles while there

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but it was a bit too much work catering to my family to be a vacation.

The drive back was an irritating realization, so I watched He's Just Not That Into You & read...instead of catering.  I didn't see anything too exciting besides a motorcycle parade.

And when I got back, I unpacked & got comfy

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and did my hair the next morting

to prepare it for pulling.

(:

Byebye.